the-uterus:

Celebrate April Fool’s Day safely! That means:

DO NOT

  • pretend to be Rick Moranis
  • eat page 16 of Jane Eyre
  • leave grapes by your front porch
  •  go to McDonalds and ask for your shoes back

BUT DO

  • let your sister eat applesauce
  • tie a knot around a telephone pole
  • grow fourteen inches
  • tell your mother you went to the bathroom
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